Things you say in a typical day!!
Now as you know I am the Mum of two small boys and one day
last week I was having a particularly stressful day and I heard myself come out
with some classic things. Things that if someone recorded you without seeing
the situation they would probably refer you to some sort of clinic!!
However I can’t be alone in some of the things I say. Some
of the sayings, I am actually worried that I am turning into my Mum. Sorry
Mum!! For example, Sam said a naughty
word and I heard myself actually say “I should wash your mouth out with soap
and water” Believe me, I would never actually do this but it was something my
Mum used to say and it just came out!!
I am thirsty seven, and been a Mum for nearly five years
surely I could have come out with something better than that!!
Other things said throughout the day included:
Whilst trying to convince Oliver to eat “choo choo here
comes the train into the tunnel” He didn’t fall for it L
Also whilst stressing about Oliver not eating “Please eat
something, you cannot live on fresh air alone”
Whilst I am in the toilet “No I won’t hold your breadsticks
whilst I am trying to go to the loo!”
Whilst trying to calm Oliver down “Please don’t throw a
wobbly just because I won’t let you walk in the middle of the road” Yes full on
melt down. What a mean Mummy I am!!! Lol
When I tipped Oliver’s nappy contents down the toilet “bye
bye poo” Apparently it shows that it’s ok for poo to disappear. Oh gosh! Shoot
me now!! Lol
Other ones were saved for the bath, “please stop playing
with your willy”, “Take your willy out of the bottle” and “please just give me
five minutes to breathe”
So, please I am basically after some reassurance that I am
not alone and I will not be carted off somewhere. So what random things have
you said to your child today? Have you said something that remind you of your
Mum/Dad/Gran etc?
Or am I just a loon?
#themummymonster #imturningintomymum #random #words #sayings
#wishhewouldeat #amialone #amialoon
Butter wouldn't melt!!
Ha ha I always come out with things that my mum used to say to us as kids. I think it’s inevitable unfortunately so no you’re definitely not alone x
ReplyDeletePhew!! For a while I thought it was another thing that I was deemed odd for!! Lol
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